The Golden Screen
Randy, Brad, hear me out. Your story belongs on the big screen, and I’m the guy to take it there.
Identical twins running a winery? Keeping the dreams of your forebears alive? Fighting to restore the environment? The story’s got it all. It’s Sideways meets An Inconvenient Truth meets Twins, except you guys are the same height.
And that 2008 LangeTwins Sauvignon Blanc. Unfortunately, the audiences won’t be able to smell the grapefruit, citrus, and melon notes, or taste its crisp fruity flavors. At least not until Jim Cameron works out the bugs in Palat-O-Vision. But what a look! We’ll need lots of shots of that: cascading from the barrels, sparkling in the bottle, splashing around the glass… ooh, idea, idea: maybe you, Randy, could take a bottle of this Sauvignon Blanc and break it over the head of the Colombian drug smugglers who kidnapped Brad! Is that brilliant or-
What? Oh, that? Yeah, just one of the elements we’ll need to add to the story to really make it pop on the screen. Which reminds me, have you guys ever been fitted for superhero costumes? Hey, where are you guys going? Don’t you want to be famous? Wait, wait! Randy! Brad! Come back!
2008 LangeTwins Sauvignon Blanc:
- Varietal: Sauvignon Blanc
- Vintage: 2008
- Vineyard: Estate Grown Jahant Vineyard
- Winemaker: David Akiyoshi
- Winegrowers: Randall and Brad Lange
- Appellation: Lodi, CA
- Alcohol: 13.3%
- Certified Sustainable: Protected Harvest under The Lodi Rules for Sustainable Agriculture
Grapefruit, citrus, and melon notes highlight our 2008 Sauvignon Blanc. Hints of juniper and gooseberry add a fresh note to the signature bright aromas and crisp fruity flavors. The finish is distinct and long lasting.
Rules and restrictions:
- Wine sold by winery (or a retailer in your state where necessary)
- You must be 21 or older to order
- Whoever receives the package must be 21 or older
- If you're drunk when the package shows up, you will not be allowed to receive it
- Wine cannot be delivered to a P.O. Box
- We highly recommend you use a business address as your shipping address
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