Dr. Fourzvagho

She was from the Alexander Valley. He was cold as the Russian River. But together they found a four pack of… love.

When he left for the frozen north that best suited a Chardonnay, they called him mad. They said, “You’re only two bottles, my friend! Sure, you’ve got scents of Meyer lemon, peach, vanilla, toasted almond and honey, as well as a palate with the texture of a creme brulee, as well as a long finish of caramel, nutmeg and cinnamon. But, Russian River, you cannot survive without… love!” But he paid them no mind.

But then, at the cabin, he met… her. She introduced herself as Hoot Owl Creek, but all he could see was the entirety of her Vioginer grapes, hand harvested, and that was apparent. She was lovely, bright fruit aromas that matched his own, featuring Meyer lemon, grapefruit, pineapple, cantaloupe, and a dusty floral aroma of almond and orange blossom, all encased in vanilla, hazelnut and honey. Her full flavors, her mouth, it was orange zest, tangerine, pear and a silky honey vanilla finish. Maybe she was only two bottles of a 2007 but, then, so was he. And he knew, in this wasteland, she’d never survive, without… love.

Together, they made a pact. A four pact, if you will. The two bottles of Russian River Chardonnay and the two bottles of Hoot Owl Creek Viognier. Together, forever, with flavors we are sure that you’ll… love.

2007 Chardonnay Russian River:

• Produced and bottled by J Vineyards and Winery, Healdsburg CA
• 750 ML
• Winemaker George Bursick
• Appellation Russian River Valley
• Harvest Date September 4 – October 8, 2007
• Bottling Date August 2008
• Release Date September 2009
• Wine Alcohol 14.3% by volume
• Wine Acid 5.90 grams per liter
• Wine pH 3.55
• Production 5,700 cases
• Contains sulfites

2007 Viognier Hoot Owl Creek, Alexander Valley:

• Produced and bottled by J Vineyards and Winery, Healdsburg CA
• 750 ML
• Winemaker George Bursick
• Appellation Alexander Valley
• Harvest Date August 25, 2007
• Bottling Date January 2008
• Release Date April 2008
• Wine Alcohol 13.7% by volume
• Wine Acid 0.58 grams per 100ml
• Wine pH 3.37
• Residual Sugar 0.75%
• Production 1,100 cases
• Contains sulfites

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